Dear late 19th century labor workers,
Thank you for establishing a designated day to pay tribute to the contributions made by the American worker. It really validates my professional contributions to society, and makes me a more productive worker.
Well, maybe not. But it does make for some awesome sales, and provides an opportunity to feel like a rebel wearing white jeans whenever I want. Basically the same as feeling like my contributions are an impact to society. Or the economy.
The Opportunistic Shopper